Death's Door

I'm the raven on the telephone wire waiting to see how a couple of celebrities on my Dead Pool list recover from their current bouts with the Grim Reaper. Ed McMahon is dealing with cancer and pneumonia and Barbara Bush just had heart surgery. I wish them all the best ... really I do. In fact, Perez Hilton says on his blog that Ed is pleasantly surprised by word of his demise and he's feeling better and ready to celebrate his 86th birthday Friday.

My co-worker Jen called me the Grim Reaper, but she's the one with the celebrities who actually die.