My Other Saugatuck Story

Since the nuns from Nunsense, A-men! are about to haul ourselves out to Saugatuck, Mich., for our performances at Campit this weekend, I thought I'd share another story.

When I was out there two weeks ago to market Nunsense, I went around to the different businesses in my nun outfit putting up flyers. When I went to the Dunes, another gay resort there, I walked into the bar--at 3 p.m. mind you--and one of the four patrons there about fell off his seat. He said, "Oh God, I'm going to hell."

Without batting an eye, I said, "That's why I'm here."